Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.