Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.