Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.