Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.