When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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