When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.