Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.