Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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