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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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