Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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