Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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