Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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