Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.