A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.