A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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