Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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