Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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