Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.