The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.38 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
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