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Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
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Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
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After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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