Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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