Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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