Money talks – all mine says is ‘Goodbye!’
Patient: "How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?" Doctor: "Fifty rupees." Patient: "Fifty ruppes, for only a few second’s work?" Doctor: "Well, I will do it very slowly." Patient: "How much is for the operation?" Doctor: "Rupees on thousand." Patient: "But it was a serious one." Doctor: "Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand now-a days."
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
A rather drunk man was walking along the street one day. He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him, very nervous. The two nuns split apart and one walked to the man's left and one walked to the man's right. After the nuns were past the man, he turned around and said, "Now how the hell did she do that?"
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations. It’s true. My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.