Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.