The best Chuck Norris jokes

After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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