After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.