Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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