Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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