Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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