Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.