"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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