The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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