The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
He opens the door then turns the handle.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.