The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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