There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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