There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii