Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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