Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.