Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.