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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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