If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.