Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.