Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.