Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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