Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."