Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.