Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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