Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.