Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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