Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.