Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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