Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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