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A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
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My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her… Or something like that.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
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