The six front keys have rotted out.
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!