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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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