What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.