After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".