The best Chuck Norris jokes

After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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