Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.