A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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