Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.