The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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