Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.