Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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