The best Chuck Norris jokes

A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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